Are thongs gay?

29 07 2007

I just couldn’t resist this post but something happened yesterday afternoon that made me laugh my head off.

I went to the gym with my two friends KC and WL (names disguised to protect the innocent). Shirley my gf came with us and we all had a great workout.

After an hour we decided to call it a day and adjourn to 1U to bum around. I came out of the shower first and put on my clothes inside the shower cubicle. KC came out second but he headed to the changing room to dress up. WL came out last.

Anyway as I was drying my hair, KC put all his stuff on the bench to put on this pair of bright red thongs. Nothing extraordinary to me but apparently someone in the changing room thought it was. One guy just couldn’t take his eyes off KC and his thong and from the worried look on his face, KC noticed it too.

We were roaring with laughter as we walked to the parking lot and I earned a big painful punch on my arm from KC for daring him to go back and take down the guy’s number. KC has a girlfriend and is definitely straight (at least I think so).

WL says thongs are gay. So undergarments actually have a sexual orientation. Right. But I can see what he meant. I used to think that thongs are practical because there’s less material to hinder your leg movement so its just another version of the athletic supporter. But yeah I suppose you can see “more” if you are into that kind of stuff.

What about you, do you think thongs are gay and if yes, why?

While we’re on this topic, here’s an intelligent question for you. How many times can a guy wear a pair of briefs without washing it?

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6 times.

The underwear is basically a piece of triangular cloth so what you do is you rotate it clockwise each day so you’re always protected by a fresh side of the cloth. On the third day, you turn it inside out and repeat the process. So that’s 6 days in total.

Now another question. How many days can a woman wear a bra without washing it?

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10 responses

29 07 2007
angel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
OMG!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

My haha started when I looked at the title hahahahaha!!
*compose ownself*
*ahem*

Okay… where were we?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

Ok ok! :P

NO! Thongs are NOT gay… but they are S E X Y … that’s why your fren was given the ‘look’ hahahahaha!

My guy frens also told me the same thing abt the ‘convenience’ of thongs, or even g-strings but I suppose not every guy fancies it… AHHAHAHHAHAHA!

Sorry but this is so funny! I wanna die laffing d… hahahahaha!

But I can’t imagine the 6x thing… about the rotation… got pics to show?? LMAO!

Now, abt the bra…. hahahaha! As many days as a man can wear their jeans HAHAHAHA!!! NOT! :P

29 07 2007
Jimmy Ng

OMG
I have no interest in talking about thongs or G-strings or whatever types of undies any guy chooses to wear. As long as I know that I am straight, I don’t care what sexual orientation a guy tries to portray with his undies. Anyway, about the 6x thing, I’ve gotta say that it sounds logical but who does it? Bras, on the other hand, I suppose twice?

29 07 2007
Bryan

Hi Angel, sorry got no pics to show but its not hard to imagine right? The same rule applies to girls too, especially when they’re wearing grandmother undies :)

Hi Jimmy, the 6x thing actually came out in an IQ test, just can’t remember where. The bra thing? The answer is 4x. After wearing for a day, switch it around so the left cup goes over the right..err… u know. The next day you turn it inside out and repeat. Simple!

1 08 2007
Kay Kastum

Since I don’t usually see guys wearing thongs, I will definitely feel strange if i were to pee next to a man with a low cut jeans and see a bright red thong..and if the person looks at me and smile I will try to pee faster.
However if I know that person personally, definitely I’m not worried…or should I? he he :D

3 08 2007
Bryan

Hi Kay, where in Europe are u in now? If Helsinki maybe u can help me look somethig up :)

5 04 2008
Tom

First thing first: I agree with the guy saying that thongs are not gay, but definately sexy, at least in gay/be men’s eyes! I’m not sure how many women think it sexy, though.

Second, to the matter of how many times to use undies before washing: The joke was funny, but I sincerely hope everyone takes it, and know that the only serious answer would be ONE time!!!

2 06 2008
thongfan

thong is just another type of underwear, it’s fine for men to wear as long as they feel ok to wear them, wear the rite size & design/cutting, and wear it as “underwear”, don’t parade in public purposely; some gay don’t even like wearing thong, they only wear boxer and brief, does that mean all those people wear only boxer & brief are gay too, haha…come on, they r just plain jealous, outdated thinking, boring type of people who don’t dare to wear thong as underwear….

only wrong is wearing the wrong size, too fancy type which is not practicle; for the clean cut common thong, it’s streamline and keep the package in place…

19 11 2008
Sebasbj3

I am straight and sometimes I wear thongs, my girlfriends loves them !!

14 12 2008
space

guy thong are sexy, is nothing got to do with gay or not gay, gay is determine by the behaviour/sex orientation, not by the clothing they wear….only those confident person have guts to wear, those that don’t dare to wear will mostly say things like “only gay wear thong”, etc…. very narrow minded thinking indeed. it’s like saying gay like to wear jeans, and therefore, all the guys who wear jeans are gay….hahaha….and therefore, everyone father and grandfather are gay too…..hha

benefit of wearing thong – easy to dry after wash; keep the “package” in place, feel more flexible when doing sports, keep the manhood in shape….make you feel more confident of your body

16 07 2009
alissa

okayy,i see most ppl are saying it’s not gay to wear thongs.But,id be lieing if i said i’m not weirded out by a suposedly “straight guy”wearing a thong.My boyfriend wears them and it freaks me out.Actually,it didn’t bother me until i asked him why he wears them and he told me”i like the way they feel in my butt”.NOOOW should i be worried????wtf..why should any straight guy like they way ANYTHING feels in his ass.this is reallyyy bothering me and im going crazzy!!

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