我不会写在汉语因此我使用软件。我将写关于我的喜爱体育F1 。
2 个月前我停止观看它因为我喜爱的司机Kimi 总丢失了。您知道什么发生了在我停止观看之后? Kimi 被赢取! 然后我再观看了, 并且他丢失了。如此我认为我观看体育是坏为Kimi 。
上星期的种族是在匈牙利。这是McLaren 的最坏的种族在历史上。大家表现了象孩子。可能这不是一个差错使我停止观看。
我今年对Kimi 不抱希望。我认为他是太确信和懒惰的。我认为Hamilton 将赢取。他有正确的态度。我希望他赢取。
我并且认为Ron Dennis 应该被替换使不控制问题在McLaren 。他证明行动象孩子。
如此中国翻译的机器作业涌出了吗?
The coffee was too strong and now I can’t go back to sleep. Dammit!
Anyway I surfed the news today (I very rarely do) and saw this headline in The Star: “‘Men bored with marital sex after five years’” a fact discovered by none other than Singapore’s Dr. Love.
Yikes! Losing your hard on after just 5 years? That its “normal for a married couple to experience low libido after having the same partner for a long period of time. “? So is marriage over-rated or what?
Anyway I stumbled on a gem this morning: tadaaaa….. a love calculator! Click HERE. Its free. You’re supposed to type two people’s names, click calculate and see your compatibility %.
Now type in Kettle and Toaster. Here’s what I got.
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82 % |
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Kettle and Toaster has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn’t mean that you don’t have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
Woohoo!!! 
I just couldn’t resist this post but something happened yesterday afternoon that made me laugh my head off.
I went to the gym with my two friends KC and WL (names disguised to protect the innocent). Shirley my gf came with us and we all had a great workout.
After an hour we decided to call it a day and adjourn to 1U to bum around. I came out of the shower first and put on my clothes inside the shower cubicle. KC came out second but he headed to the changing room to dress up. WL came out last.
Anyway as I was drying my hair, KC put all his stuff on the bench to put on this pair of bright red thongs. Nothing extraordinary to me but apparently someone in the changing room thought it was. One guy just couldn’t take his eyes off KC and his thong and from the worried look on his face, KC noticed it too.
We were roaring with laughter as we walked to the parking lot and I earned a big painful punch on my arm from KC for daring him to go back and take down the guy’s number. KC has a girlfriend and is definitely straight (at least I think so).
WL says thongs are gay. So undergarments actually have a sexual orientation. Right. But I can see what he meant. I used to think that thongs are practical because there’s less material to hinder your leg movement so its just another version of the athletic supporter. But yeah I suppose you can see “more” if you are into that kind of stuff.
What about you, do you think thongs are gay and if yes, why?
While we’re on this topic, here’s an intelligent question for you. How many times can a guy wear a pair of briefs without washing it?
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6 times.
The underwear is basically a piece of triangular cloth so what you do is you rotate it clockwise each day so you’re always protected by a fresh side of the cloth. On the third day, you turn it inside out and repeat the process. So that’s 6 days in total.
Now another question. How many days can a woman wear a bra without washing it?
I don’t know about you but this store in Cineleisure @ The Curve has a rather catchy name don’t you think?
Do you get people telling you this? I love it. It gives me an opportunity to pose them a puzzle they cannot answer.
Although I’m easygoing and optimistic by nature (I think), I’ll be the first to recognize that certain things cannot be done. Ever. Let me illustrate some challenges.
1. Walking thru a revolving door with a pair of skis placed horizontally on your shoulders. Let me be specific. The door is 6′x4′, the skis 7′ long, they (the skis) cannot be pulverized or broken up, the door cannot be moved or dismantled, and it must revolve normally as you go through. And the skis must travel through the door at a perfect 90-degree angle to your body.
2. A flying pig. Let me be specific. The pig must fly unaided. No balloons strapped to it, not ejected thru the air by some sick human, and not be on some type of aircraft – alien or otherwise. The pig must be a live barn animal weighing at least 200kg and not a plastic pig filled with helium. It must be airborne for at least 20 minutes and be at least 5,000 feet from sea level. And it must be able to take off, do loop-de-loops and land on its own, without any aid from any human, animal or alien.
3. Your car travels to the planet Mars and returns intact b4 midnight tonight. It must return with a trunkful of mars rocks from the crater of my choice and preferably with a green extraterrestrial at the wheel. The car is a full-sized car weighing no less than 1 metric ton and it cannot be dissembled for the trip. Oh yes, and it must do all this on under $10 worth of gas. With no rockets or flying saucers involved.
I actually like the tagline nothing is impossible. Its very catchy and makes us appear superheroish but sometimes you really do need to be on some kind of substance for it to make sense don’t you think?
Does perfectionism bring you success?
For me the first clue of perfectionism is the fastidious use of language.
SpecializED in mobile sales. Its a statement of history. It tells the customer what they did yesterday but not today.
Never mind. If you wanna see something really interesting check this out.
Perfectionism schmerfectionism.
You can be as perfect as you like, we’ll just sit here and make our silly mistakes and rake in our daily thousands thank you. 
Now that’s something to chew on…
So how do you like the new look of my blog? Hope WordPress is better than Blogger. Hee hee
Do you fall into any of these categories? Be honest now.
1. The Promise Breaker. You make promises to go for mamak or a movie and 9 times out of 10 never show up.
2. The Double Crosser. You have a habit of saying nasty things about your friend to other people until they stop talking to your friend. I think this one is for ladies only.
3. The Self Absorbed. You can’t stop talking about yourself. You view your friends as a sounding board and find no worthwhile reason to listen to them except to impatiently wait until they stop talking so you can start talking about you.
4. The Discloser. The “this is just between us” promise lasts only until you reach the phone or email. I think this is another one for ladies only.
5. The Competitor. You like to show off your abilities, toys and bling-blings because you think they’ll put you ahead of your friend in the race. A win-lose friendship that afflicts many men.
6. The Fault Finder. You find fault in everything your friend says and does.
7. The Ego Tripper. You want your friends to agree with everything you say and shut out those who don’t and you want them to rally you to popularity.
The first 6 are from Dr Jan Yager’s 6 Types of Toxic Friends and How You Can Deal with Them. The 7th is mine.
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